Aight, it had to happen.

My morning has since done a complete 180 degree turn. You think you know me, but you have nooo idea....

Maggie: TAKE ME TO BED OR LOSE ME FOREVER

me: I'LL LOSE YOU, THANKS

i had the worst morning

it became funny, it was so bad

Maggie: haha ok let's hear it

err i'm reading your blog

me: aight. its all explained there... mostly
Maggie: hahahaah you dork.

you're such a whale penis

me : i know... such a whale penis

------45 minutes later---------

Maggie: they're equally good!

p.s. i had a dream that i rescued a dog in a tupperware

me: i had a dream you were having sex with a midget. no joke

Maggie: LMAO

HAHAHAH

no way who ? what's the story? ..or was that it?

me: yeah way

me: well he kept asking if you were close
and you were like no, you're a midget

Maggie: LMAO

LOL lol lol lmao

hahaha

me: hahahahah this is the shit i dont put in my blog.
You just kept saying "fuck you, you're a midget."

Maggie: hahaha i'm crying i'm laughing so hard

i have to share this, this is so funny
me: i was going to try and explain it to my friends here, but I don't think it translates.
Maggie: yar, that's a difficult one to translate

best be kept for the natives, yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

i'm a pirate

me: i dont even know the word for midget

Maggie: ROAR

me: so im guessing that story stays with me.

---- 15 minutes later ----

Maggie: you're a naked mcnakerson

me: mcnakerson

hahahhaha

Maggie: it's only the truth!

me: i think your eccentricities rubbed off on me

Maggie: don't worry they make a cream for that

I will probably end up taking this down in... 30 minutes. But for some reason I thought it would be a fantastic idea... welcome to a snapshot of my life.


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