How Appropriate.

Gotta love Alan Jackson....

The sun is hot and that old clock is movin' slow, and so am I

The workday passes like molassas in wintertime...but it's July.

Gettin' paid by the hour and older by the minute

My boss just pushed me over the limit

I'd like to call him somethin', but I think I'll just call it a day

Chorus:

Pour me somethin' tall and strong

Make it a hurricane before I go insane

It's only half past twelve, but I don't care

It's five o'clock somewhere

This lunch break is gonna take all afternoon, and half the night

Tomorrow morning I know there'll be hell to pay
Hey, but that's all right

I ain't had a day off now in over a year

My Jamaican vacation is gonna start right here

If the phones for me, you can tell 'em I've just sailed away

Chorus:

Pour me somethin' tall and strong

Make it a hurricane before I go insane

It's only half past twelve, but I don't care

It's five o'clock somewhere

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